kristin has been a bad kristin
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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