What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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