And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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