Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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