does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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