Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
