i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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