How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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