And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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