Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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