David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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