I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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