What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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