Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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