And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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