this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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