So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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