Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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