Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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