If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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