he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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