Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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