And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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