Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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