i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
ok first of all what the fuck
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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