You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
whose ass print is on the piano?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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