He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she pinky promised me she was 18
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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