This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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