I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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