its not stalking. its research.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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