so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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