you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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