"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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