hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I stole a fireplace last night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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