Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
where are my eyebrows?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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