i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Pants are for mortals
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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