I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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