I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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