So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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