He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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