this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
