Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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