69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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