we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
FUCK WHALES
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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