Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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