it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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