just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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