1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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