And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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