nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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