I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
